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How to blow a lot of money really, really fast

Oct 31, 16 • UncategorizedNo CommentsRead More »

Here at Rampant Loon Media, we strive to be educational as well as entertaining. Today, for your enlightenment, we’re taking a break from the latter in order to present an outstanding example of the former, courtesy of NASA. We call it, How to blow a lot of money really, really fast.

Step 1. Develop an awesome, incredible, prize-winning robot.

Step 2. Tell the new guy to go hang it on the battery charger.

Step 3. Wait for the “rapid uncontrolled increase in temperature.”


And remember, those same batteries in smaller form are inside your cell phone right now, in—well, which pocket do you keep your phone in?

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