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How to blow a lot of money really, really fast

Oct 31, 16 • UncategorizedNo CommentsRead More »

Here at Rampant Loon Media, we strive to be educational as well as entertaining. Today, for your enlightenment, we’re taking a break from the latter in order to present an outstanding example of the former, courtesy of NASA. We call it, How to blow a lot of money really, really fast.

Step 1. Develop an awesome, incredible, prize-winning robot.

Step 2. Tell the new guy to go hang it on the battery charger.

Step 3. Wait for the “rapid uncontrolled increase in temperature.”

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And remember, those same batteries in smaller form are inside your cell phone right now, in—well, which pocket do you keep your phone in?

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